I certainly did not put my daughter's potty seat in the kitchen to help with the potty training and then watch her get up during dinner (while we had company) to do a poopy. Of course, she then announced it to all ofus as I sat there in horror.
I also did not tell my daughter that I did not know what happened to her jelly beans (we use them as prizes for the potty training) knowing full well that I ate them the night before.
I did not take my kids to see Toy Story last week and then proceed to eat my son's milk duds and then tell him that he ate them all.
I also did not throw my last week's clean laundry on the floor so that our babysitter would not see it in our room when she got ready to do this week's laundry. Yes, I am terrible because our babysitter does our laundry while I am working.
I also have not promised to blog every week for the past many, many months to only never do it.
Happy Not Me Monday!